but i would wack 100 miles
and i would wack 100 more
just to be the man who wacks 200 miles
to get smacked down upon the floor

a common reaction to me, i can assure you!

Jennifer Perry: Too risky. I like sex simple. With humans.

holey crap, thats f’en weird.

jean-luc’d on his own picard has crossed my lips more than few times - typically to great comedic effect.

as well he should be, my dear.

fitting, that the least secure place on earth is owned by the least secure person on it.

who in 2015 nearly died of an overdose in a Dennis Hof-owned Nevada brothel

and were, arguably, never ducks.

i literally have no idea where i’d even put it.

this is the first time the phrase hanging chad has crossed my mind in almost 20 years...

But just as I prefer tall men who absolutely do not like me..

On Thursday, he called Tillerson “‘dumb as a rock’”...and said he was “totally ill-prepared and ill-equipped” to be his Secretary of State.

I like the idea of the boning in front

savage

that was quite, moving.

That’s a ballsy joke. It is probably gonad start a whole joke thread.

He was almost halfway to being the new Varys or an Unsullied!

You’d think they’d know a dragon was bad for Snow-balls, amirite?