we got ‘em right where they want us!

BLUE WIZARD CASTS IMPULSE CONTROL

as a youth, i only played gauntlet to hear the valkyrie die.

i once apologized to him for the state of a bathroom i was leaving and he was entering.

Fucking Niceans did him wrong. 

jai alai - sup with that?

#beourguest

Thank you for bringing to people’s attention that Major Pete

gotta hand it to him for trying.

gotta hand it to him for trying.

i think thats German for wonderful, actually.

we’re neighbors - and for about 5 square miles around us there are signs on every corner about this dog and a reward for his return...he spared no expense to get this dog back, and i’m glad he did.

Or if they included the Québécois at all?

unfair! 

f this dude and his poison.

well done then! know that you are missed, and will always have a place here.

making thousands of people laugh with your spot on pun game, of course.

just make him wear a condom - it’s not all your responsibility.

still killing it on twitter?

hey stranger.