I see what you did there. I think it was on purpose.

he’s lucky the cops got him instead of the emts...most people driving that recklessly are found on road dead.

So Gwendoline Christie won the red carpet, right?

sharp, as always.

we can go ahead stop making humans - we’ve done it.

gwendoline christie...eloi! eloi!

he made it work, not me.

thanks so much! i try to make posts that entertain, that really pop, but most of the time i feel like the people here consider me a flake.

just remember to make the list before you die.

that it does, though, truth be told, our regiment was really cobbled together from the rest of the rest, as opposed to the best of the best. i say that with full acknowledgement of my own failings - this isn’t a pot calling the kettle black type of sitch.

i’m retired now, but that was an occupational hazard of mine back when i was in the military.

best not, lest people think i’m stalking you.

...in Newbold’s 18-year career she has not faced any “prior formal disciplinary action.”

remember when the real president and first lady called it quits over this moment?

he has a history of putting his balls wherever he pleases, to be sure.

So Trump’s father was born here in the United States. Right here in good ole America.

aww shucks! i’m alright...i’m no citrus elba, of course!

blendyback camelback, however, i would trust with nuclear launch codes. 

or as I call it my Sunny-D