matisyahuserius
MatisyahuSerious
matisyahuserius

no one cares about your son's boners.

*spit take*

in actuality...

not for use with jumping jacks.

you shut your mouth right now.

L’IDIOT

i want to read it from start to finish, but i know i’ll just skip to the end to see if trump dies.

Citation needed

i’m surprised they didn’t think to call her articulate.

why waste her time cookin’ when she’s so obviously smokin’?

hehe, asman.

profit!

are they all based on huge, sad puppy dog eyes?

is that a pop funko security guard? adorable!

are you saying the opposing player was credited with an assist?

asstute play, that.

congratulations on your new account!