brief? 

If I ever disappear the police will have to find me with my thirty year old senior graduation photo.

are they mostly camera crews from reality shows about the supernatural?

while i cannot speak to your visage, i can say that with the exception of these ones, i like the look of your words.

thats pretty [sic] andre.

it was real, and it was spectacular.

do you have to assess a cost for this?

well done, amtrak - typically your company is a dump-ster fire, but not today.

thats a crap pun.

this cotd is the shit.

which is why i prefer it to cake, which is clearly, not.

because sometimes you step up to the plate and strike out, and sometimes you hit a home run.

Legend has it that a Chicago chef named Giacomo Junia tossed the first Caesar salad in 1903

so, she traded these young women’s futures for her present?

sleep with one eye open tonight, jezebel.

i’m here for you, bad-janet!

Naw, that’s a chupacabra. A capybara is like a bonus-size guinea pig.

I can’t tell if you’re being snarky or legitimately don’t know the difference between a capybara and a chupacabra....

You’re thinking chupacabra, a capybara is real and looks like a giant tailless beaver