dunno if i shared this gem when you touched down:

license plate does not check out.

that’s grand!

lock her up?

someone needs to either wake me up from this nightmare that is our current reality, or find a pillow and take me away from it.

its an Orange Alert.

they told me their real names!

what is it with these people and throwing things that aint fists in a fight?

people who give hickeys sorta suck.

heroine.

are we sure this is a violation of rights and clearances or simply one of taste?

thats quite a bald take, jared.

because I still remember what he called the Rutgers ladies’ basketball team and I don’t think anybody other than other WOC remember that

i find these terms to be acceptable.

Chicago Cubs Bros are human scum.

this discussion should be tabled for the time being. 

paired with coop’s six button vest?

*over here*

DONT RACE ME BRO!