be honest, how used was that treadmill?

and, he exposed himself as a nationals fan.

slap that all on Ashley Graham’s body

thats celebritist. 

Cursed image. (But Kylie does kinda look like Khloe, I guess?)

it was soft though, it lacked teeth - the saltiness didnt come through.

i cannot tell if that potential was sapped by its subtlety or its audience.

Also just noticed the potential for a basking shark joke...

read this as “great white...”

as courtois broke what was left of my heart four years ago on the world stage, i’ll admit to reading his bitter takes with no small amount of schadenfraud.

great, white people out here ruining everything - even basking at the beach isn’t safe from their caucasity.

I love your writing and hate the mail you get while loving the Friday clapback.

they weren’t stealing them to use, they were stealing them so they couldn’t be.

/me set adrift on memory bliss of obama presidency

at my current gig, i work with no small number of brits, who have taken me into their fold due to the fact that, according to them, i ‘enunciate properly.’

post meridian eastern

i stopped myself from saying exactly that, thrice.

Shohei Ohtani Hit A Game-Winning Homer With A Busted Elbow And Knee

to verify it fits my specific needs: any shots of the undercarriage?