I’ll believe the impeachment talk when the legislation leaves committee, is voted on by the House and passes. Until then, it’s all talk.

The one thing I learned in 2016 is the it can always get worse. 

I think a lot of things are possible, BUT I think we can count on Trump taking some of his base with him because he will be so mad at the “traitors” in his party. 

Does that make Splinter the kind woman helping Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats break free of Donald Trump?

So let’s say republican senators want to see the complaint because they truly think there could be some really seriously bad shit. Then that convinces 13 of them to vote for impeachment.

I’ve never felt more like Wiley Coyote in my life. For sure we’re going to get that pesky roadrunner this time!

Putting that plastic bottle in the recycling today probably explains my surprise same sex attraction this afternoon. Excuse me while I go and throw a bunch of aluminum cans in the regular trash. 

This is good news, but it does kind of prove a point that with all the shit that has gone down, what got the Democrats on board was Trump trying to fuck with the standard bearer’s son.

Well, I think the fact that they openly call people who support Thunberg “Gretards” pretty much spells out your argument, no?

And he’s blocking everyone who brings it up. Fucking coward.

“Okay guys, on the board today is, ‘should men have multiple skin care products?’ You know, a shampoo, a body wash, a lotion-”

This also makes me wonder if Dave Chappelle has the same cringey feeling he had when he quit his show when White people were laughing at him and he lost control of his jokes. This is what his new material gets him. These are his fans.

Ah yes, joking that a child you disagree with should be raped. So funny and subversive.

The fact that he thought that might be funny says a lot of disturbing shit about him.

It’s so much worse that mere misogyny. Let me introduce you to Mark B. Spiegel, Managing Member of Stanphyl Capital, in a now-deleted tweet wishing that Jeffrey Epstein had gotten to her:

The Children of the Corn attack was obviously a swipe at Greta’s neuro difference. That’s the unholy depths that these full-grown people have sunk to.

When your family can’t stand you. Good for him, we need allies to call BS.

I’m going to think that everytime I hear a conservative use the term “mentally ill,” it's just a fucking euphemism for the other word

On Fox News on Monday night, Michael Knowles, a conservative troll and Daily Wire podcast host, described Thunberg as a “mentally ill Swedish child” who is “being exploited by her parents and by the international left.” Then there’s John Nolte of Breitbart, who calls supporters of Thunberg “Gretards” and recently muse…

Laura Ingraham compared her to Stephen King’s Children of the Corn

Yep. See also: men think recycling makes you gay.