I suddenly imagined a world in which every news organization used the same stock photo of a pumpkin or cheeto for 45's face. It would be glorious! Or, OR!!! You can change “Trump” to “Drumpf” in Chrome. Can you do the same thing with images?

Whoa. That is really stupid—I know my dad definitely taught us to bail out if our sled was headed towards a tree or other obstacle. Those things are hard to steer! A seatbelt sounds like a very bad idea.

So, LOL but also

I am SUCH a sucker for dimples.

Somebody get on the phone to SNL right now!

My head says that violence isn’t the answer, but my heart says that if laughing at Nazis getting punched in the face is wrong, then I don’t want to be right. Sometimes the heart just wants what it wants, you know?

I literally put my hand in front of my mouth and did a high-pitched awwwww when I saw that picture.

Good idea, only I don’t have a bike helmet. I don’t do things that require a helmet.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you tried the hippie rock salt thing? My friend uses it and she does’t stink, so it at least works for her.

I know Michelle Obama told us to go high and I know that it’s good advice, but I laughed. I needed something to make me laugh today, and it turns out that watching a slowed-down version of a Nazi getting punched in the face works for me.

I wish I had the power to ungrey you.

I keep changing my mind about whether or not I’m going to the protest in my city tomorrow. I want to go, but I’ve been prohibited from doing anything that might cause a blow to the head for nearly 20 years now, because I’m at such high risk for retinal detachment. My eyesight continues to deteriorate and my retinas…

I find a joke that combines Kohl’s and boxing day confusing. I can’t categorize you. CURSES!

Hahahaha . . . ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww . . . hahahaha . . . ewwwwwwwwwwww (repeat forever)

God bless you, you made me laugh really loud today. Seriously, thanks.

Oh God, the horror of hallucinating that you’re back in the camps is completely terrifying. It must have been heartbreaking to watch her suffer like that.

It’s interesting the things that make history real for people. Years ago when I was student teaching, I taught a unit on WWII and the Holocaust to my two 7th classes. It was a small town in Indiana—when I told them that Nazis killed Jews, Socialists, Roma, etc, they knew that was bad, but they didn’t know those…

OK.

I doubt he even knows which district Lewis represents. I’m guessing he assumes that every black person represents a poor, dangerous, struggling district.