I seem to recall learning that the ancient Egyptians also paid laborers in beer. I guess this is news because it’s “the worlds oldest paystub,” but I’m pretty sure that we’ve known for a long time that ancient beer was an ancient form of payment—and a hearty addition to one’s diet.

Only I wasn’t asking about morality, I was asking about biology. But yeah, I agree that’s the wisest option.

I can report that when we had an estate auction after my grandma died, neither of the two auctioneers wore stetsons, or hats of any kind for that matter. They were still able to spit dope rhymes (am I doing this right?) without the aid of western headgear. This was for the house and effects though, so livestock…

I should have been more clear. I meant “pump and discard a few times” in the context of the regular feeding times, so time would be passing each time she pumped and discarded. I just wasn’t sure how many regular feeding times it would take for her body to stop making milk with cocaine in it. I wouldn’t suggest that a…

I find myself wondering something I never would have guessed I’d be curious about: how long does it take for breast milk to be safe after snorting cocaine? Seems like it might be a good idea to pump and discard the milk a few times to make sure it’s all cleared out.

Oh, sorry. I replied with an image to myself, but not to you. Kinja didn’t post it, then it wouldn’t let me edit. Anyway, here’s a third shot :)

Kinja isn’t letting me edit, so here’s another shot at posting a picture

I was completely distracted by it too! I had to study it for a minute to figure out what was going on. I have to admit that instead of Star Wars, I was thinking of one of these guys:

It’s amazing to me that she still sounds so good. Aging vocal cords don’t always sound so great, but she’s still amazing!

Auntie Dolly! I’m dying.

I had never heard of Weeki Wachee or the mermaids, but I watched a video and now I want to go too!

That is AMAZING.

Jezebel ruined it for me too! Furthermore, I didn’t even know I was blissfully ignorant, so I didn’t enjoy it while it lasted :(((((

You can tell they really, really care about protecting us women and children by the way that they immediately co-opted and distorted the story. Clearly,they feel that the victim is the most important person in this story; you can tell by the way they didn’t give her the dignity of at least telling the story…

I have a friend who is in the same boat. Can I ask how old you are? Because sometimes people were weird about it when we were in our early 20s, but now (mid 30s), nobody cares. And I’d say that nobody has been caring for several years now, at least since our late 20s if not earlier. I know advice like this doesn’t…

I’m not familiar with this case, but I can certainly confirm that this kind of situation is a thing that happens all too commonly. I know that my department had its very own Dirty Old Man, who had a habit of sexually harassing female students, grad students in particular. Many complaints were made over the years, but…

No, go ahead and laugh. At this point, the only other option is tears, so . . .

There’s a sad, sad part of me that truly believes Trump is the president America deserves.

I may never sleep again.

I immediately thought of Douglas Adams too! Love that man’s writing style.