So I just saw this story on CNN with pictures of Wilson's injuries from when he shot Brown: http://www.cnn.com/2014/11/24/jus…

I assume your screen name is in honor of Thanksgiving? It's genius. I am also facing some quality time with my Republican relatives, who can be counted on to talk about guns and how terrible Obama is. Can't wait!

I have resting nice face, so I doubt that would work for me, sadly. But animals and children love me! Something to cling to.

I'm also a former retail worker. I don't shop on Black Friday, and I sure as hell don't shop on Thanksgiving. I remember too well the pressure to work on the terrible days that nobody wanted to work on .

My eyes don't really open all the way, like hers here. It's something I've always been self-conscious about, but she's really making it work for her. Of course, it helps to be gorgeous. Maybe I need to learn how to do eye makeup better?

I'm 33 and was taught the same way.

I tried to change, and only succeeded in turning my consistent double spacing into wildly inconsistent single and double spacing. Oops.

I feel your pain. I was actually GLAD when I turned 31 because the hologram on my driver's license made it look like I was born in the 90s, not the 80s. I got so tired of telling bartenders to look again, I'm 30. My round baby face and the acne I never grew out of (*sob*) don't help much.

I had always considered mourning to be sexist and oppressive, until the mother of a friend died. She wrote a very thoughtful post about how she wished she had some way to show she was in mourning, both for herself so it wouldn't seem so much as if life would just go on, and also as a kind of advanced warning to…

"I was the one who had remembered him correctly, which in future, more lighthearted retellings of this story at parties I will be sure to never let anyone forget."

I appreciate that you're pulling out a vast array of "terrified" gifs for this.

I'm loving all the people who think you are serious.

I saw it with my friend (she had free tickets, so I agreed to go along, though I hate Sparks) for the comedy value. She saw it for the romance. Our tastes aren't similar.

Thanks for posting this! The couple describing how they fell in love near the end was my favorite part, I think. But all of it was fascinating.

I always called them "skorts," as in sk(irt) + (sh)orts. I also called them "terrible" and "ugly."

Remember when Monica got cornrows?

That part actually made me laugh in disbelief.

Reminds me more of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy than What Not to Wear. But I don't think the Queer Eye guys were trying to help their guests find their "inner gay men." Sounds more like propaganda made up by Bill O'Reilly than anything else. Or am I completely wrong? Perhaps it was part of the Gay Agenda!

I've honestly considered writing that on student papers. So far, I have controlled myself. Keeping it professional!

Yeah, I noticed that too. The headline should really read "Mom's quali-Christian cult rewrite of Harry Potter Cannot be Real."