So glad I wasn't the only one going, "Um, Miss Bennet is Jane."

Right now, I'm just loving the fact that my most popular comment for a looooong time is me saying "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" to an Icelandic cop who likes his cheese balls. Yay!

Ah, that time a forest ranger nearly walked up on me whilst I was peeing. Luckily, I had JUST pulled up my pants and traded off on the "Lookout" job with my bestie and was able to warn him away. RAndom dudes seeing you pee is not awesome, and it was even worse since I was a teen.

Ah, that just reminded me of the time we were on vacation in our bigass van, and First Little Brother needed to go. GO, LIKE NOW! So Dad pulls over and takes him off to the side of the road while Mom stays inside with the rest of us. Middle Little Brother starts crying, "Daddy, Daddy." Like Dad and First Little…

I usually don't nitpick, because I don't really care, but this actually doesn't say what I think you mean to say: "Their courtship culminated in Lumar asking for her father's hand in marriage." Unless they were in some kind of three-way relationship that I DEFINITELY DON'T want to know about :)

Yeah, my mom has always looked way younger than she is. People gave her shit for being a teen mom when she was pregnant with me. She was 28.

I was wondering if many guys were reading this pissing contest, or just shuddering and clicking on something else. Though (as I stated elsewhere) I would never let my brothers watch me give birth, I think it's cool that you wanted to be there.

Yup. I love my brothers, but NO.

I know the feeling.

Thank God, Thank God, Thank God, she cried. If she was crying, she was breathing.

Starred because all of my medical knowledge comes from Scrubs, too.

*Sigh* I have three younger brothers, and every time I was convinced that THIS TIME I would get a baby sister, but it was not to be. I found out as an adult that Mom had a miscarriage too, so now I'm convinced that was my sister. :( (But I wouldn't trade my brothers for any number of sisters now. They're great!)

Yeah, I can see why you might be ambivalent about it. On the one hand, you definitely deserve it, but on the other, fuck them. The vindictive part of me says, "accept the diploma, then burn it." But you should probably not listen to the vindictive part of me. She doesn't give the best advice.

Hey Callie, it looks like Wagatwe Wanjuki replied to Kanomi upthread, but she's grey. Could you fix that, please?

Look at all the men in this picture. It's actually making me choke up a little.

Yeah, I'm not one of those people who hate showers—I actually think they're a charming tradition where family and friends gather to celebrate and help out with a new stage in life (as long as they don't get out of control/greedy/ostentatious)—but asking for Dr. Pepper is not really appropriate. I mean, yeah, you're…

Oh, ok. Now I see that the thingy in the air is a skateboard. Before, I thought he had thrown something? While jumping? But also looking down at the same time? Possibly about to do a frontflip? But skateboarding makes MUCH more sense.

What is happening here?

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