I was at my second cousin's wedding a few weeks ago, and saw a baby in a fedora. (He's not blood, just my hipster cousin's hipster friend's baby.)

I think this might be the first time I've thought, "I wish I could have gone to that fashion show."

I want to see the back of this. Is the choker thing attached to the dress in back? It kind of looks like a backwards halter dress?

Breast Explosion!

I was going more for "horrified disgust," but your idea is a good one too. Simple, but effective.

I'm trying to think of boner-killer images to print on panties. Vagina dentata? Somebody get on this!

Yeah, my aunt's neighbor died that way two weeks ago, leaving a widow and nine kids. They're immigrants from Mexico, and the widow doesn't speak English very well, which just adds to the challenge of making arrangements. As if that weren't already hard enough, when you're bereaved. Anyway, at least the ELL teacher…

For me, it was the women who gave it away. I can't even explain how I knew they were English.

I've also always taken it to include those shades near white . . .

I had hoped that Kate's dress would finally slay the sleeveless wedding dress, but no such luck.

Yeah, the guy who found the poop came to tell us about it, and a long conversation followed about what you would have to be wearing to allow you to leave a trail of turds in your wake. Thanks to your evidence, though, it appears that it doesn't really matter what you wear. The poop will escape!

Thank you for this!

Favorite part: "You don't do romance? What kind of a guy are you?"

Something similar happened where I work too—a little trail of poops down the hall. I don't even know how that happens.

See, I saw this and thought it looked more like a bedazzled medieval tunic. Worn with a wispy skirt-thing, naturally.

Are you sure we want to do gladiator sandals again? I mean, I had a pair in the 90s, and I feel like that was enough for one lifetime. They've already made another comeback since then, and I feel strongly that I am far too young to see a SECOND comeback of a look I wore in my teens.

I'm glad to know I wasn't the only one to have that reaction.

I ate some great sweetcorn last week that I got from a stand like that. The sign said it was their kids' 4-H project, so hopefully people aren't stealing from the kids. There was about $20 or $30 when I was there, so I'm certainly not the only one who paid!

True confessions: I had a shirt in a similar print in the mid-80s. It's what I'm wearing in my 2nd grade school picture. I'm also rocking some poofy bangs and a side ponytail, if you were wondering.

I refuse to believe that this is a real thing.