Oh god, What if that IS Kevin Smith’s remake reference?

Cool. #WelcoemToTheStruggle

Kinja name checks out.

I’m pretty sure the guy who smoked a pack plus a day for a decade is the bigger idiot.

I’m gonna do some lunges to loosen up before I get on the plane.

Of course, that’s why I hoped the link would help.

Quiet shouting is an art.

It’s been two years. can we please stop whining about that movie and assuming that all people think like we do?

Well now that Festivus is all corporate.

2016 Election?

As far as the environment is concerned, you are correct.

There are a lot of us out there, and there is no shame in having a LD. We didn’t design our brains, so how can we be ashamed that they misfire. It seems like he already figured out a work around, so now this should just be additional information about himself.

Or break your toe and rip off half your toenail on a Georgetown curb 3 hours before your flight and just hobble your ass up there.

I try for last on, last off. I have no desire to do that half standing nonsense while waiting to deplane.

The person who empties it the most is correct, as they are the one’s who have to deal with any foods that were not removed.

Sounds like mild dyslexia.

I learned my right from left years after I started driving.

Make sure the exit hole is pointed slightly towards your body while lighting the lighter. The gas is moving upward and when the exit is facing away, your thumb is above that exit.

My now wife used to just microwave it and call it a grilled cheese. She offered me one once and I when she brought it in I was floored.