Yes, unless you are on bass viol.

So does White Claw have non marked sponsored posts and commenters on here now?

I think if more people learned history the way your professor taught it, more people would care about and understand it.

He sounds like he’s dyslexic.

Oh man, I could talk about blue laws all d...<Puts gun to own head and pulls trigger>

How can a man who calls himself Butcher*, though that is not his profession, wind up being such a bad guy?

Easier to just order personalized one’s online. But I like the corporate evil aspect of making interns do it since you have to pay them for real work.

When I’m done driving my Toyota into the ground, that will probably be my next choice.

No, we need to bomb them or exploit them.

Yep. Developing technologies to sell to other countries is a fools game.

Fucking coffee on the screen...

Just so ugly.

I was thinking Shove by L7 would have been perfect.

Bring back Val Kilmer’s henchman.

She’s the girl in the scene with Just A Girl who isn’t just a girl. Right?

Nothing.

And did the baby blow up?

The Cleetus tag at the end made me dislike the movie after finding it generally enjoyable for the first 130ish minutes.

Made this not 20 minutes ago for a completely different article on Deadspin, but it works here too.