It’s how you know it’s an X-Terra

Get ‘em spayed and rotared.

So the knocking sound... it’s not off-throttle back firing?

Or put the GT350 engine in the Ranger and make a Power Ranger.

..and off your lawn we shall go.

I, for one, welcome the new F-149 Raptor.

Well I will send an email to Ford to cancel the whole project then. “Scrap it, boys. There’s a guy on the internet who only hauls stuff in his 2WD speed bump scraper, so no need for the Raptor.”

How is this not called the Velociranger?

I drove one.

Keep your eye on that front page!

this is perhaps not the time for this analogy, but it’s kinda like how a hydrogen bomb works, but inside out.

The fireball pressurizes the lean air/fuel in the periphery of the cylinder, causing it to spontaneously and homogeneously combust.

GTI Sport or base WRX is the answer here.

Yup, that Royale certainly comes with a lot of cheese.

If you think that’s bad, you should see the hell Mr. Kalashnikov Fiat, a simple Algerian tailor with early 90s e-commerce aspirations has gone through.

This is the classiest-looking (yet still skimpy) attire of any of your selections in recent COTD awards, $kay—I find it fitting. I may not like Bentleys, but I like this.

Cheating seems like a viable route moving forward.

If I know anything about Hondas, the solutions are simple:

Those bolt-on fender flares are horrible. I know it is a ‘look’, but they didn’t even match the paint and they don’t even look like they are designed for this car.

Cool story bro, now go drive one with an s52 or s54 in it :)