what a boring speech. He didn’t mention his 2 electoral college & popular vote wins AT ALL.

It’s the most stressful job—knowing that Trump has the keys to the nukes.

Republicans have shown themselves to be extremely principled and dignified. Local government is supported unless it is liberal, in which case they’ll support states’ rights, as long as the state isn’t liberal. If so, they will support federal power, unless the president is liberal, in which case they support local…

He probably makes his wife dress up as Ayn Rand and yell about objectivism while she tops him with her 12-inch strap-on.

The Catholic Church might disagree that they’re “Catholic”.

as much as i love “dilemma,” this is her best:

Paul Ryan is inches away from shedding tears of joy at living his college dream: Taking away health care from millions of people. Does he whack off to a picture of Ayn Rand?

Oh yes it does!

I’d love to just scream “you are all beige assholes” at them.

I see a couple of cockscabs and a handful of fuckstains, though.

Shitweasels.

So a perfect representation of “fuck you, gots mine.”

A meteor would be too good for them.

You mean Jesus DIDN’T say “Fuck the sick, hoard ur money”?????????!!

Look at that Jesus-y bitch wearing her cross as if she is not acting in direct contravention of Jesus’s teachings.

Reposting from another article:

Agreed. Wrist slitting is too Victorian, too literary. Oh sure there are those who end themselves this way, but it doesn’t present as authentic.

You want to show suicide in its ugly truth? How about an overdose of pills and a plastic bag, or an improvised ligature tied to a doorknob.

Suicide very seldom has the…