“This bastard I shitfuck married.” They are only united by their inability to swear.
To be honest, I developed some affection for the Playboy Mansion from seeing it on tv so much during the mid-2000's Playboy Renaissance. It would be sad to see it turned into something more modern and less unique. There were a lot of very striking rooms. I always liked that you could see what era certain parts of it… Read more
Fuck it all to hell. I hope they’re both doing a-ok now. That’s exactly why this shit needs to be heavily regulated. The targeted audience for these products are the targeted audience because they’re not hip to the marketing. Younger people overall tend to be the most insecure and desperate to feel happy and… Read more
Young women buy it. A lot of older women too, but many I know are pretty commited to whatever snake oil of their youth that is still being peddled. Classmates of mine have talked about waist trainers and detox teas. It's especially depressing because they mention the celebs who are selling them as if they got a… Read more
As much as I don’t wanna barge in on anyone’s hustle, something legitimately needs to be done about this. This kind of advertising is so ridiculously potent it is frightening. Everyone from lower tier E! celebs to your popular YouTube beauty/lifestyle vloggers are being paid to shill snake oil of all varieties. Unlike… Read more
I imagine most people forced into engaging in this grotesque sideshow would be spending what’s barely pocket change to funeral service providers. I’m sure they’d rather use their resources and effort on actual living people who’ve passed on, whose families will spend more money, instead of this waste of time.
If you ever do watch it, pretend it is an entirely separate mini-series that has nothing to do with the real show. It is the only way to get through it. I don’t know what John Goodman did to Roseanne to get “Dan is a cheating scumbag!” then “NO HAHA DAN IS ACTUALLY DEAD AS FUCK!”
Especially considering that it would be just a bunch of human blood smeared across paper.