To be honest, I developed some affection for the Playboy Mansion from seeing it on tv so much during the mid-2000's Playboy Renaissance. It would be sad to see it turned into something more modern and less unique. There were a lot of very striking rooms. I always liked that you could see what era certain parts of it…

Fuck it all to hell. I hope they’re both doing a-ok now. That’s exactly why this shit needs to be heavily regulated. The targeted audience for these products are the targeted audience because they’re not hip to the marketing. Younger people overall tend to be the most insecure and desperate to feel happy and…

Young women buy it. A lot of older women too, but many I know are pretty commited to whatever snake oil of their youth that is still being peddled. Classmates of mine have talked about waist trainers and detox teas. It's especially depressing because they mention the celebs who are selling them as if they got a…

As much as I don’t wanna barge in on anyone’s hustle, something legitimately needs to be done about this. This kind of advertising is so ridiculously potent it is frightening. Everyone from lower tier E! celebs to your popular YouTube beauty/lifestyle vloggers are being paid to shill snake oil of all varieties. Unlike…

I imagine most people forced into engaging in this grotesque sideshow would be spending what’s barely pocket change to funeral service providers. I’m sure they’d rather use their resources and effort on actual living people who’ve passed on, whose families will spend more money, instead of this waste of time.

If you ever do watch it, pretend it is an entirely separate mini-series that has nothing to do with the real show. It is the only way to get through it. I don’t know what John Goodman did to Roseanne to get “Dan is a cheating scumbag!” then “NO HAHA DAN IS ACTUALLY DEAD AS FUCK!”

If this is not good then I am going to pretend it never happened, just like I have done with Roseanne’s last season.

Especially considering that it would be just a bunch of human blood smeared across paper.

Let’s just put the Girl Scouts in the White House

Left out the part where he bangs Ivanka in the Oval Office.

This kinda shit makes Cody Brown and the Sisterwives look almost reasonable

I wouldn't care if the next president was a Satanist if they could get a truly functional healthcare system in place.

We’re waiting on the proceeds from our sex tape to come rolling in so we can buy more firepower, but we’ll sell those if it comes down to it.

“. . . urged Americans to buy more guns ‘because terrorists are on the verge of overwhelming us’.”

You could give a try on Arbor Day for sure.

“. . . many dads would rather get laid than recieve a Father’s Day gift.”

Time goes on, yet it is also flat, solid, and completely still- like a rock or any piece of furniture, like the hardened gum under my secondhand coffee table. Time wonders like the shell of the Magic 8 Ball I turned into a bong once did. Time is still like my cat’s vomit of unknown age. The vomit that became sentient…

Tbh I think Ramona is so harsh on Sonja to cover up that she’s just as bad as she is and on top of that she’s a lot less pleasant. Not an episode goes by this season that she doesn’t take the opportunity to paint Sonja as a hysterical drunk. Ramona is just as much a shrill conniving wino.

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Oh God I need to rewatch that. So relevant.