materialghoul
Miss Jennifer C. Yourface
materialghoul
May 8 2017
1

Tubbs is the cat version of Snorlax! (He’s one of my favorites too.) it’s such an easy game though. hardly a challenge. You just put out food and buy toys and the cats come to your yard. Neko Atsume is so easy.

May 8 2017
1

you should play Neko Atsume

May 8 2017
4

I want you to know I liked this specifically for, “I keep telling her she looks like a gift bottle of Seagram’s gin,” and also Winnifred, the chug. Read more

May 5 2017
6

I work in a call center. The apps I use are: safari, messages, mail, Snapchat, twitter, instagram, and cooking mama. Read more

May 3 2017
1

“This bastard I shitfuck married.” They are only united by their inability to swear.

May 3 2017
1

My finals aren’t butt, that would be a compliment. My finals are Burneko. Read more

May 3 2017
1

His format is perfect [Tiny Amount of Relative Information] + [Exclamative Statement] + [Sixth Grade Level Proficiency with Swears] Read more

May 3 2017
1

Truly an artist at work, how the fuck crap have I missed this.

Aug 15 2016
1

Clashtalk is leaving you for me. After years of being the side chick I finally move up to main. Who's a hoe now

Aug 5 2016
3

To be honest, I developed some affection for the Playboy Mansion from seeing it on tv so much during the mid-2000's Playboy Renaissance. It would be sad to see it turned into something more modern and less unique. There were a lot of very striking rooms. I always liked that you could see what era certain parts of it Read more

Aug 5 2016
13

Fuck it all to hell. I hope they’re both doing a-ok now. That’s exactly why this shit needs to be heavily regulated. The targeted audience for these products are the targeted audience because they’re not hip to the marketing. Younger people overall tend to be the most insecure and desperate to feel happy and Read more

Aug 5 2016
12

Young women buy it. A lot of older women too, but many I know are pretty commited to whatever snake oil of their youth that is still being peddled. Classmates of mine have talked about waist trainers and detox teas. It's especially depressing because they mention the celebs who are selling them as if they got a Read more

Aug 5 2016
42

As much as I don’t wanna barge in on anyone’s hustle, something legitimately needs to be done about this. This kind of advertising is so ridiculously potent it is frightening. Everyone from lower tier E! celebs to your popular YouTube beauty/lifestyle vloggers are being paid to shill snake oil of all varieties. Unlike Read more

Aug 5 2016
22

I imagine most people forced into engaging in this grotesque sideshow would be spending what’s barely pocket change to funeral service providers. I’m sure they’d rather use their resources and effort on actual living people who’ve passed on, whose families will spend more money, instead of this waste of time.

Jul 27 2016
16

If you ever do watch it, pretend it is an entirely separate mini-series that has nothing to do with the real show. It is the only way to get through it. I don’t know what John Goodman did to Roseanne to get “Dan is a cheating scumbag!” then “NO HAHA DAN IS ACTUALLY DEAD AS FUCK!”

Jul 27 2016
37

If this is not good then I am going to pretend it never happened, just like I have done with Roseanne’s last season.

Jul 13 2016
10

Especially considering that it would be just a bunch of human blood smeared across paper.

Jul 13 2016
2

DEADLY ❤️💖❤️💖