Can the test contain the question: “Which picture does JJ Watt look best in?"

This is going to be terrible for me. I will be getting DMs hourly about people wanting to get into my squad. I’ll just say now that there is a process you have to go through. You’ll know it when you go through it.

It’s an opt-in, though. If you don’t want randos DMing you, just don’t enable the feature (I will not be).

This is so tacky so thank you!

Oof. You guys have turned into the mean kids at school that pass around some girls diary for lolz.

Fifteen year old me would cry because I was super depressed as a teen (I had terrible teachers) but then be like ‘I can drive a car? MY BRACES ARE OFF! I HAVE MY OWN ROOM! THEYRE MAKING A NEW STAR WARS I HAVE A AWESOME PHONE OMG’

15 year old me would be stoked my barely A cup boobs are now DDs. Like, totally stoked.

If you woke up as your 15 year old self, what do you think your 15 year old self would think of your current life?

My favourite food at that age was sand.

Thank you! I don't always come up with clever posts, but I am glad this one brings joy to others. :)

The article heading is about the kids, so there was wiggle room. Plus it would have been funny had your comment referred to preschoolers.

The 4-year-olds or their parents? Because no matter how pretentious the parents, I’ve yet to meet a truly pretentious 4-year-old.

I just wanna get in early here and let you know how proud of you I am for this.

I like pizza. That is the only food group I will ever need.

This hammy face is everything!

FWIW, very few people can say they’ve barfed on a protected species.

When I was very young, I went on an internet dating site date at a bar. We met up there and when I arrived, I saw that the guy really didn’t look like his profile pic i.e. he was a total fug (harsh, I know, but he was). Sadly, his personality didn’t make up for his looks and our conversation was just awkward, he…

Last year my mother died suddenly. I had to fly across the country to try to sort out, well, everything. My brother was there and my mother’s friend, who thought he was going to executer who’s also brought over a bunch of what seems to be carnival workers to paw through my mother’s things. I’m physically unable to do…

I had to do a midterm speech for my public speaking class in college. Prof was insane and literally allowed zero make ups for midterm and final speeches. I was crazy sick with some God awful stomach virus. I went anyway, not wanting to fail. I was the color gray, clammy and so sick feeling. I ended up barfing on my…

"Clearly they're not short on ice cream."