No. Revertigo is real.

You're an idiot. A women gave birth to everyone and is treated as less than a man in many aspects of society. It was about equality for everyone and I'm not grasping at straws. This seems like a personal issue you have...

Everyone should have the option to take paid time off for extraordinary life circumstances and allowances for health or family obligations, like caring for one's children, parents, or other dependents. But having children is not like a vacation, nor does anyone do it once a year. Seriously, that is one of the dumber…

Or, you know, she could have been referring to that fact that everyone in that room is there because they came out of someone's womb. Much like you.

Maternity leave is not the same thing as a vacation. It is not a "perk" so to speak, rather a time to recover from a major physical ordeal. I didn't really get what that meant until I had a child (which I swear I'm not saying in a 'look at me, i'm so special' way because really, i don't think having a child is that…

As a gay man who would love 6 weeks of paid maternity equivalent leave every year for absolutely no reason, I still think this is a stupid comment. Not everything in life needs to be completely equal and fuck you for begrudging people the time they need to recover from a medical situation.

You're right, giving birth is the same as taking a fucking vacation to Hawaii OHMYGOD I don't even want kids and you annoy me.

Are you dumb? She means that without women who give birth, this nation no longer has new humans. As in, you wouldn't be here had your mom not shoved you out of her vagina or had you cut from her womb via c-section. But hey, make it about you and your childless path.

oh ffs

Fine let's just make a running list of all the different types of women she omitted from a minute- long Oscar acceptance speech.

Honestly i do think that she referencing how America is so behind when it comes to paid maternity leave, the bit about the taxpayer makes me think that is what she is talking about. She also said citizens of this nation.

Because I'm sure that's exactly what she meant.

Working at a sports bar my shift manager one night proved how awesome he really was when an obnoxious drunk ass hole grabbed me very, very inappropriately.

One of the bartenders is newly pregnant and he told her no, she can't have water out.

I am often surprised by what people will not shell out extra for. If you can't afford a $50 meal instead of a $40 meal, maybe you shouldn't be going out to eat as often? I apply this to people who insist on taking their kids everywhere. I was at a classical music concert a few weeks ago at a big and generally…

I worked at a drive-thru only fast food place where it was not uncommon for staff to put scabs and/or loogies in a customer's food if said customer was being a total asshole.

...wait, are you telling me this won't go away with age? I am always cold now and I'm only 42... are you saying I'll never be warm?

My manager gave me a free meal that night for dealing with them. Silver lining?

Damn most of these weren't even funny; they're just horrible.