I'll even get the ball rolling.

As a Jewish gal I am so fucking sick and tired of right-wingers using Israel as their little totem. They don't give a shit about the Jews who live there, never mind the Muslims or Coptic Christians or anyone else. STOP IT. STAAAHHHHHP.

This is so silly that I can't muster a response to it, but speaking of pap smears...in the US, the current recommendations from ACOG are

You know what else we could do to encourage regular Pap smears? Just talk openly about vaginas and cervixes and female sexual health and not shroud it in metaphors.

Now you know.

The dancers don't make anything off the club's cover or drink prices. We actually PAY to club to work. So when you come in and sit and watch us without tipping us anything, you are essentially forcing us pay money to entertain you. It's like stealing. You are utilizing our service (live entertainment) without…

...and you know what comes next..

... And don't let the door hit you on the way out! Bye!

Tell your friend to GET OVER HER DAMN SELF. This is NOT an example of her being "a badass, queer feminist," it's an example of delusional, obnoxious behavior and basic masturbation over how she thinks she's such a badass queer feminist. She's just as bad as the sorority idiots who think omg everyone is just soooooooo…

This is comic gold with commentary from the pro ass shaker, sorry hit so close to home, but this f'n hilarious shit. Get the stick out of your ass and enjoy the humor, we all say and do stupid shit, even with the best intentions.

Well, yes. We, as a group, assume that King Neptune is attended by strippers as part of his royal retinue.

Strippers and sailors go together like chocolate and peanut butter, like wine and cheese, like bananas and peanut butter, like fire and ice, like peanut butter and jelly, like ships and water, all the other things that go with peanut butter. Suffice it to say that any Navy base is surrounded by strip joints and broke…

my stripper post brings all the sailors to the yard, I see

I just...nope.

I was a sailor for 10 years we blew more than $40 in the first half hour.

They are going to ruin that club's night.

I love how she considers herself part of a 'safe crowd' that the strippers will be happy to see.

HA.

The strippers were happy to see corrupt, jaded, chauvinistic pigs like the lot of sailors I…

Do not ask your stripper out on a date. Do not ask your stripper out on a date. You can not tell if she likes you because she is PAID to PRETEND to like EVERYONE.

This is what happens when you deconstruct every single thing in this world, including fun.

pro entertaining tip...if your invite requires a manifesto, it probably isn't a good idea. Get a cake, a couple bottles of wine, and call it a day.

God, this author is like every annoyingly manic Jez commentor balled into one rainbow vomiting unicorn of precociousness.

It's your birthday, hurray!

So its New Orleans? Are they going to Larry Flint's Barely Legal or Larry Flint's Hustler club? Both are good. Rick's is pricey. Get cash before hand because the ATMs are pricey as hell.