The Gardner is here to trim your bush, ma’am.

This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon. 

I’ve always thought “peckerwood” packed a nice punch.

Antonio Brown just issued “an emotional apology” at a team meeting this morning, just now, “with team captains standing with him.”

“After much thought, I really want your cracker guaranteed millions"

The prettiest cars have big rubber.

No Samantha Fox? 

How many correct calls must we endure before this horror is banished to hell, and we can go back to complaining about refs missing all the calls before being stalked and killed by deranged passionate fans after the game, like the soccer I remember?

I never realized until now just how much of a bad ass she is. Rest In Peace Jessie.

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

How can a car company walk away from this design? It’s every bit as iconic as the Wrangler and the Jeep is basically printing money for Fiat at this point.

You guys are posting jomboy videos so often that G/O should buy his company and try to change how he does everything until he quits. 

“Sir, this is an empty room”

I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.

Starred but also BOOOOOOOO

Surprising to see him get the sack as an edge rusher; usually Peace comes from within.

Hamilton is the test driver; when he’s not all dolled up for ‘gramming, he likes to let his #blessedfreakflag fly.

Do you also have a blackberry ? 

“Yes please replace physical temperature dials that I can use without taking my eyes off the road with a button on a screen I must look down for,” said no one.

Finally someone has integrated the screen into a nice flowing design and not a shit mounted tablet. I think this is Porsche’s foray into touch screen everything because all their current stuff does buttons, which is excellent. I sorta hope the idea falls flat on its face and they stick with closer to the panamera…