“... vaunted _______ attack that’s more than enough for the USMNT”

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

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““I’m not prejudiced, a white male in this country has very few rights and they’re getting took more every day,” Hurst said”

You should learn to read.

Steph and Rahul in a winner-take-all bake-off. Winner gets to have brunch with Mary Barry.  Loser has to wax Paul Hollywood’s backhair.  

A good time to remember that Colin Kaepernick gave up his job and all the considerable perks that come with it to stand up against injustice, while LeBron James, whose legacy and bank account are both more secure, is unwilling to risk even a small fraction of future earnings to speak on one of the few world issues…

I understand the players are caught between a rock and a hard place. But this has to be one of the most craven capitulations to money I have ever seen by a major athlete. Should have kept quiet. His rationale is bullshit.

This is just fucking gross. Thats really all I can say about it.

I highly recommend, from personal experience, 3M Matte Metallic Pine Green :)

I suggest that tanking into 0-16 should negate 17-0 so that both seasons are removed from the record books.

This chart looks like an aquarium with a dead fish on the bottom left.

I’d like to start a petition.. if the Dolphins go 0-16 then we no longer have to witness the 1972 Dolphins celebrate when the last undefeated team losses... watching them celebrate is insufferable.  

Ellen, GWB tried to put an anti-LGBT amendment in the Constitution because he was antsy about not getting a second term and needed to fire up the base. As in, he literally believed you and your wife weren’t entitled to the rights he has, which laid the foundation for Trump to win now.

Stand on right, walk on left or I will elbow you out of my way!

In many places like malls, hotels, airports, etc the staircases are off in a far corner serving as a fire staircase only. How fucking hard is it to stand to the right so that non-lazy people who are using an escalator or moving walkway to get to where they are going faster can walk by?! If you move your ass to the…

Stay to the right and shut the fuck up. It’s not a fucking amusement park ride. Some of us have trains to catch and places to be.

Standing to one side is a thing, not just “in our heads”, really not sure why this is such a big issue, let people walk if they want lol, noone is pushing people off the escalator so they can walk up it

“the real staircases that are available nearby 95% of the time” <- not in my experience. 

In my office building there are no regular stairs as an alternative. I don’t push past people, but I will always walk when the path is clear. I am a fast walker in general, and slow walkers really get my goat. I walk about a mile from my car to my desk, and most of that time is spent calculating how I will walk around…