They’re also taxed on their sales, so it’s not just an issue with how one particular bar chooses to share tips. Now you know that too!

Unless you tip the cashier at a liquor store this isn’t about paying somebody to literally hand you a bottle. If you go to a bar or restaurant and leave a 2% tip, it cost the server money to hand you that bottle.

Canadian bartender here, just wanted to say that it’s mostly Western Canadians who are horrible tippers. Here in Montreal pretty much everybody tips a minimum of 15%.

If you’re able to pay $500 for a bottle you’re able to afford a 15% tip. Shrugging your shoulders and saying “not my fault your manager doesn’t pay you enough” is a dick move.

I know it differs from state to state, but most servers or bartenders are taxed based on their sales, meaning that serving Roberson probably cost this bartender money. Everybody who’s agreeing that the guy didn’t deserve a tip because he only opened a bottle either doesn’t understand this concept or is a selfish…

Most of my French Canadian friends actually call it “jour de déménagement” but we all appreciate the effort. Cheers.

I know that Toronto is considered an undesirable market but I really can’t figure out why. Climate-wise it’s no worse than Chicago or New York. It’s the fourth biggest metropolitan area in the league, and has arguably the biggest media market since all of Canada gets the Raptors’ regional games. It’s also affluent,…

I remember a few years ago up here in Canada, whenever the conservative federal government found itself mired in some sort of scandal, Rob Ford would do or say something ridiculous and completely dominate the news cycle. It was like clockwork.

Hey man, I legitimately enjoy your work and hate to be that guy, but that’s a pretty big spoiler to put in a headline barely 12 hours after it aired live. I know that the WWE wants people to consume its product as a live sporting event, and I think it’s fair to report match results as such, but this is a huge (if…

Oops, they played Poland in the quarters, not Iceland. Still not exactly elite competition.

That group stage eliminated 8 out of 24 teams, and left a lot of weak squads still standing

Thanks, I’m familiar with the structure of international soccer tournaments.

The Warriors definitely, the Patriots probably. But if the Patriots hadn’t pulled off that insane comeback it wouldn’t change the fact that they either are or are not the best team in the NFL heading into the 2017 season, which is kind of my point. You can’t claim that a team is unquestionably the best based on one…

The real question: if Russia somehow manages to win the tournament, how many players will refuse Trump’s invitation to visit the white house?

Is Portugal the best team in Europe?

My first thought after reading this headline was “shit, I hope the shooter wasn’t Muslim,” rather than “shit I hope the congressman is okay.” I legitimately feel like a terrible person. Congrats America, you’ve broken me.

Thank you for that. A friend and I were trying to cast the Trump movie and we had Jon Hamm as Comey, which I didn’t feel great about. Odenkirk would be perfect.

It never occurred to me until reading this list that there are no female mascots, other than mascots’ wives like Mrs Met. Are teams concerned that drunk fans might get gropey?

Not to be confused with getting run over by the racing sausages

Don’t feel too bad for Frei. The Denver Post might fire columnists for xenophobic tweets, but he can still be President of the fricking United States.