That is ssssshameful.

And yet Megatron’s butthole still isn’t as tightly clenched as the Falcons’ were in SB 51.

No sir, I do not need a lime. I have a camshaft.

They’ve already released the new new logo. 

Research the Stanford Prison Experiment

Well, at least, unlike some people, he understands conflict of interest.

I, for one, am.

Ok, just to be clear here since our man Ryan isn’t too hot on communication:

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

Good looking boat, for sure.

Shut the fuck up!

What’s a Nubian?

What’s really going on here is that you just can’t handle a strong black woman =P

GWAR is fantastic. Not that they’re talented, or even listenable, but still somehow fantastic.

No GG Allin, huh?

This list needs to have more Bro-country.* More specifically, it needs to have more Jason fucking Aldean. Doesn’t matter which album; seriously, just pick one. That horrible shit is ubiquitous in the south, and it’s just truly, unequivocally awful.

How did John Mayer escape this list?

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.