Mark, I love you buddy but there is only one bubblegum princess and no doubt she would not be pleased to be compared to a pop starlet.

Since first making an arrabbiata sauce years ago, I've made it a habit to sauté crushed red pepper in olive oil at the start of almost every tomato sauce I make, regardless of its intended use.

EMBRACE THE ANCHOVY

You gotta understand, this is all on a steep curve. I like Ben a lot, I just like a lot of other characters more. The show is so well done that I like pretty much every character.

Reporter: Coach, any concerns that the league's investigation into Deflategate could result in lost draft picks?

Have a car without traction control? RWD? No weight over the rear tires? Tube sand! I've got 240 pounds of this in my trunk right now. The trade off, is poorer gas mileage.

Needs more photos for emphasis.

Its time for the moderate whites to start taking some responsibility.

sorry for stealing this image from someone a few weeks ago but 1) megyn tore him apart on her show last night so 50 points to ravenclaw and 2) megyn is me in this image and i am megyn in this image

Perfect time to pull this out:

What's the conspiracy here?

But seriously, I'm Warren Sapp. How much for the women? I want to buy your women.

Just like that homeless man in the tattered hoodie who had no idea who Bill Belichick is.

I can see why he was confused.

This is exactly how I got raped. I was hooking up with a friend of mine. I have vaginismus and a whole fun host of issues (and at the time, even a positive HIV test, which he knew about. It was a false positive, but he didn't know that at the time), I said no penetrative intercourse.

what about you, Sally Sharia, do you just love to comment? tbh i would rather interview pitbull than blurb a pitbull interview, but this interview is FANTASTIC (thanks to both the interviewer asking weird-ass Qs and also pitbull) and i couldn't have done it just like this. also i interview lots of peeps so no

you guys already did so well with the Big Dig, what could go wrong!?

You do not speak for the majority of Bostonians and New Englanders. We're all aware that the Olympics are a boondoggle that serves only to enrich construction companies.

All sisters played by Nathan Lane in various forms of dress. Also, make it a musical. THE END.