Lighten up, Francis.

What’s the difference between “Melean Bowman, Self-Employed”, and “Phyllis Browning, Phyllis Browning Co.”

I guess I’m looking for the cooking tips of ATK or Serious Eats, with the community support of Kinja?

So... what is the mission statement of The Takeout? Things about food, that don’t make me better at cooking?

*yawn*

Mike Pence is.

I hate watching procedural shows with my Dad, and he loved POI from day one. It did not get it in the beginning, but it got very, very good.

In a different timeline, Boris Johnson would be a dangerous, long-term threat, just managing to appeal to the worst under-belly of Britain to enact years of austerity. Instead he’s taken this thankless job, and will be out of a job in eight months.

On the other hand, when I signed in to the event, all this shit couldn’t been happening right next to me, but I would’ve had no idea, because I all I could do was job backwards endlessly. I could tilt my head, but my controls were locked to permanently just back-pedal. Second time I tried I could only go left,…

What if teams just focused on players with strong on-base percentages? A walk’s as good as a single.

So I’m not trying to be snarky, and I’m not buying anything from Amazon for the Prime Deal... but do they really know when I read my Kindle Books?

Oh, wow. Let me muster up enough strength to repl.....

*yawn*

Rajon Rondo is only 33 years old?

I was rather surprised to find that Boston is still Busing!

Wow. The humorless chuds really piled on there, didn’t they?

I’m not sure what I thought an Onan Genset was, but reality is much more reasonable than what I thought.

I would be perfectly happy with four to eight years of Warren, Sanders, or Harris energetically pushing their agendas. But I worry about Sanders energy, seven years from now (sorry, but yeah), and as a proud Masshole commie, I feel like being from MA loses a candidate five to ten points with the rest of the country.…

Yeah, I never idled my truck. It was Pick it up from the bosses house, drive to the restaurant where he rented freezer space and load up, park at the beach, engine off, until it no longer felt like my 25% cut was making minimum wage, drive it back to bosses house and plug it in. Truck had never seen an inspection…

I mean, I do have legit fourth amendment concerns here.