Man, I remember being a long-term substitute in about 2003, kids were asked to do a ‘Profile in Courage’, and this eighth grader picked her mom. Kid was born in the US, but told about how her mom paid coyotes to bring her, pregnant, into the States, leaving a son behind. Then went back, did it all again to bring the…

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Veritek will probably always be my favorite player, and I’m thrilled that we recognized his leadership in time to name him Captain. It’s a rare title. But if I knew then, what I know now, I wish think Peedee wouldn’t been my Captain for the last decade or so. He marshaled us through a great era.

In forty years, how will we remember Ells? And how will we remember Peedee? One has an enormous amount of good-will from me.

In fairness, this whole gawker/Gizmodo thingy just keeps getting worse, the more it hunts for revenue.

When I use my ride on lawn-mower, have the two of us become a single cyborg, part human, part machine?

Telegram?

PIZZA-MECHA vs. MOTHRA!

I really thought about getting a Red Sox Cespedes jersey. I didn’t.

That was not in the refresher. I read this article figuring the cycle was near the end, and I could get the recap and know what everyone’s talking about. Being a teenager is kinda a big thing to leave out.

See now Max, that was so much more useful than your initially comment about Democrats and slavery. Congratulations, you managed to do something good!

Did the National Review make marked and historic shift to become the opposite of what it once stood for? Or do they continue to be a regressive voice in our political conversation, and pointing out how often they’ve been on the wrong side of history is, in fact, quite relevant?

Yes, the Democratic Party of the nineteenth century is extremely relevant to what we’re discussing here.

I use ricotta salata.

Way to ruin a haircut, shitheads.

My sixth grade reading teacher made everyone spend three weeks creating a TripTik by hand. Minimum two thousand miles. Things were weirder before every state had to subject kids to subject specific tests. He did give me some good tips on speed reading.

Wait, you weren’t joking?

Team Blooper.

No can do. I’m a loose cannon, who does play by anybody’s rules.

If I can’t marry my daughter/niece to an immortal horse, I am out.