As a New England WASP, I reflexively take off my hat when I go indoors. It's Pavlovian, it's like it itches if I try to wear it. Is it different if you're a big cowboy man?

Man, I’m in “Giantess” country, and I feel like I’ve been missing out.

What does a wanker do?

Oh wow, you held onto your burner for like three days... Tell me more! *yawn*

I’ve had two childhood friends express that my parents home was welcoming and asperiational, with it’s walls of built-in bookshelves. I did a pretty serious Masters paper on the Matthew Effect of Literacy. The Rich get Rich and poor get poorer! Show your young’uns the print word!

If I can paraphrase Umberto Eco poorly, you’re library is one third books you’ve read, one third you’re reading, and one third you’re going to read.

I'm here for your honor!

Oh you, with nuance and stuff.

Can someone explain why this is happening on Twitter!!!??

We must not look at goblin me. We must not buy their fruits: Who knows upon what soil they fed. Their hungry thirsty roots?

While I do be leave the President has committed impeachable crimes, I'm increasingly leaning towards the 25th Amendment. It really seems like he just wants this so badly because it's all he remember, and it's terrifying.

I just want to say I understood what you meant, and that there are a lot of children on Splinter. Don't take it to heart.

I hope his well and all, but I have questions about Medford? Like, what venue is in Medford?

Geldscheißer.

She’s very popular here in MA. We’re rather fond of her.

A lot of people will tell you to troll harder, this is weak. I'm going to ask you to troll softer. Silently, even. Preferably off-line.

Oh look, another 24 hour account. I bet this guy knows what's up. *yawn*

Ok, I get it, I won't see this movie under any circumstances..... Wait, did you say very horny Kelly Macdonald? Damnit, I'm going to see this movie?

I’ll be doing a Rib Roast tomorrow that has me a bit nervous. I’ve done it the last two years, with a mild version of a reverse sear — I don’t remember exactly, but like 300 degrees until close, then 400 for a twenty minutes. Now I’m actually reading Kenji and Cooks Illustrated, and they’re advocating 200 for hours,…

I’ve walked out on two films. This one, and the Russell Crowe Robin Hood. I think I’ve been very tolerant.