My grandfather was going in blind to a double date. Neither couple worked out, but my grandfather asked his buddy if he could take a shot with the other woman. So they go out dancing, he makes sure they dance past a mirror so he can check out her ass. That week he asked her to marry him.

What kind of Superman comics are we talking? Curt Swan? John Byrne? Marv Wolfman? Subpoena his ass.

Oh shit, he believes himself.

Is this pestle all the way, or am I switching to whisk around the ‘add a full half cup of oil’ point?

Regardless of whether he attempted to rape a woman, or lied to congress about it, I just don’t want the man who organized his life like this to be on the Supreme Court. And kept it? Something’s not right.

Neither a culinary term, of a biological one? (Love what you do but wish they’d hire more editors!)

This bothered me.

Ooh, link? No snark, I want to be able to quote that Nazi the next time this comes up.

Who?

Doc Oc: “Limbs, perform the Blood Eagle”

Jefferson Beuregaurd has never been happier about recusing himself.

Chill out, Francis.

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if there actually was a political party that cared about limited, local governments, and fiscal responsibility? I have a college friend who is working his way up the ranks at Westminster and I think is being groomed to be an MP someday, and he’s absolutely brilliant, and honorable, and…

Space is the Place!

Really strong performances, kinda weak story-board?

I was cooking bacon this morning, and lamenting that I didn’t really have a well thought out, science based theory of bacon, the way I do for grilling a steak, or roasting a chicken, but this is basically how I’ve instinctively taught myself to cook bacon. Pan on low, for an unreasonable amount of time (was it twenty…

You mean a mohawk.

I’m still waiting for the review. Is it good? Is it sexy?

Man, I just miss The Toast.

I got to the long one, where they asked us to find the decency and love, and to think of three things I agreed with the president on, and while I was in good faith trying to do that (still working on it) I saw how laughably far I still had to go before getting to the end.