I was cooking bacon this morning, and lamenting that I didn’t really have a well thought out, science based theory of bacon, the way I do for grilling a steak, or roasting a chicken, but this is basically how I’ve instinctively taught myself to cook bacon. Pan on low, for an unreasonable amount of time (was it twenty…

You mean a mohawk.

I’m still waiting for the review. Is it good? Is it sexy?

Man, I just miss The Toast.

I got to the long one, where they asked us to find the decency and love, and to think of three things I agreed with the president on, and while I was in good faith trying to do that (still working on it) I saw how laughably far I still had to go before getting to the end.

Wait, in this scenario, am I the creepy bastard, and the therapist has a custom doll dressed just like the Burger King, because he gets touched so often by creepy bastards?

As a white Patriots fan, I’d allow 15. If we can give Goodell and and Gerry Callihan strokes, it’ll be worth it.

I’m confident in my English fluency (800 SATs! It’s a biased and racist test, but I’m pretty sure I’m not trash!), and I knew what lodestar meant, but I can’t remember ever really seeing it in conversation, or print.

Reading... snorting... crying.

This guy gets it.

Is this really from the 21st century though? When did the twentieth end? Obviously the case can be made for 9/11. Could we also make the case for the Iraq War, 2003, when America really committed itself to senseless Imperialism? I’m going to call the American Century 1898-2003. Jingoism and light comedy for all!  …

As part of my socialist plan to unmake everything America stands for, I often include a nationalized auto brand, producing cars at cost. I’m not planning on liquidating any minorities.

I’ve actually boomeranged back to my parents on the South Shore, but I used to have a sweet spot at the top of Broadway, where you could see the Bunker Hill Monument from the second floor balcony. Then my craigslist roommate insisted on always parking right in the entrance of the three car deep, one car wide driveway,…

[Belches] Winter Hill!

Oh, I want that poster.

That got outta hand Fast.

Must be nice. I’m pretty happy in Somerville though.

Can you help me out? I was cleaning out a mountain of junk mail, and found a letter sayin B&N owed me three fifty. Now, years ago, I worked at the Harvard Coop, which is actually a B&N. But I had direct deposit! Did I miss me very first check? Is there severance I didn't know about?

I have several long-standing open tabs. Like, months. Wiki on the Carpeters Union, for a twee song I might write about J.C. being a union worker. A long, long YouTube a friend recommended about Napoleon’s nemesis. Wiki on Migration Period Germany, because my sis is exploring our roots, and she’s the genealogist, but…

I always add extra space-time.