Mr. Plunkett,

I mean, I’m a Pat’s fan, and it got a chuckle.

Country of Africa. heh

Came for the Hold Steady. Was disappointed.

The braises... mmm.

Ok, but what about the delicious salt?

Most recently I got “Well, I guess Hillary!” and “Whatever, I’m entitled to to my opinion”, when I asked how it was the Democrats trolling President Trump, when the directors are all Republican.

Starred for the last sentence.

Favorite joke (and possible true story): Sir Thomas More, Lord High Chancellor of England and later a Saint, was sitting on the roof with his dog, watching the sunset. A lunatic rushed onto the roof, and tried to throw him off. More wrestled with the lunatic, and then stopped him by saying ‘Let’s throw the dog…

Good. The only thing these people understand is anecdotal evidence. Give it a face.

Politically Engaged!

If it makes you feel better, my mom is engaged for the first time in her life (62 years old), and my father (73) was a life-long Republican (states’-righter) who, after my years of decrying W and the Iraq War, now quietly watches the TV and looks at Oprah and says “I hope she votes Democrat”. The bald-faced corruption…

Can you elaborate on the knife fork thing? Is it just that their parallel on the plate? Is it just four o’clock, or would like, nine o’clock work just as well?

Yep. I am literally a teacher, but there are places where it’s better to learn.

I tried making a curry for the first time — I’ve love Indian food, but a meal for my family is like $30 more than just ordering pizza, and no one else cares for it much.

To be honest, this is where I go to listen, not speak.

I guess Boston isn’t racist after all. Wait.... that doesn’t seem quite right....

33 children vs. Gronkowski in a drinking contest.

As I’m literally chatting with a conservative friend about how Cuomo is running for president.

Sadly, my birthday too. So happily, I will be ignoring him!