Girl One: "I'm thankful for my mom and my dad, and my dog"

Oh god no. There's the new Civ game, and now I need this.

Is it weird that I knew the answer already? Obviously the grey.

I'm going to be so sad when you can go to a bus station and not get accosted by a stubbled man who just needs to tell you the truth about JFK. A few months ago I sat through half an hour of how George HW Bush was a deep cover CIA agent at the time, orchestrated the whole thing, but you know what else? The CIA was also…

Weirdly, I feel like my sports radio is letting me down. I live in a world of a left-wing academics (am one myself), and I turn to sports radio to avoid hearing a thoughtful discussion of how our culture blames the victim in cases of domestic violence. Or that Michael Sam needs to be judged as a football player, not a…

You just wish your kids could grow up to be Massholes. Admit it.

Not that they really require a separate recipe, I just like your writing, but do up potato latkes some day.

It's canon now that the Joker orgasms whenever he shoots Batman, right? YAHTZEE!

How did I not know I wanted this, until they'd already made it?

Albert,

I will feast on your tears, and never grow old!!!

I did not know what a basted egg was, so I googled it. Turns out I invented that one on my own. I'm very proud of myself.