Translation: We’ll add another console to the lineup a year from now. Enjoy your busted N64, but surprisingly well emulated Genesis games.

You couldn’t pay me to let this thing take up space on my shelf.

He’s on track to become president, at this point.

- Enable two factor for orders, so you can’t complete it without a confirmation text code.

Exactly this. Don’t get on your hypocritical high horse and preach about FOMO. That’s the not the problem. The problem is the damn bots. Customers just wanting to buy a new product shouldn’t have to be competing with bots.  

Gotta be honest, getting real sick and tired of bots and scalpers ruining any kind of product launch. I feel like we should have come up with a way to stop these ass holes by now. I know FOMO is a big factor and we should all be patient but still, this is bullshit. I’m not even in the market for a 3080 but I was…

always bugs me when I put the number of years since the game was kickstarted into the headline and forget that development actually started in 2010-11.

Watch the video below

I would be scared too!

What a fucking dipshit.

Cheers for the inspiration!

The job posting also asks that the [applicant] also be able to have “room in their heart to love the kids and the mom; has a high capacity to be loved deeply by them.” The very next bullet point asks that the applicant also have “appropriate boundaries.”

Sure, but not all parents have to do all of these things. I mean, I’m sure raising me was hell but there wasn’t any skiing, water polo, foreign languages, cooking with allergies, or spreadsheets!

CSI: Risa

Adding this here to make this easier to see because it is very good. 

Anybody can Ctrl+C a car.

I mean if you just wanted the car for half an hour.

If I could Ctrl+C a car, I’d totally steal a car.