@fughedaboudit: Gee, how does Playboy get by?

@Settings: Ugh, that's a visual I did not want.

@\m/ chaosphere \m/: ...you must acquit?

@Yournamehere!: Armpits.

@HeroOfTomorrow got his tongue pierced: Isn't that the point of making your own perfume?

@homoviper: Nope, because I never saw it before, and I'm not sure I've seen something that weird.

@superflanker00su: I miss the Sidetaco.

@gaiking: I'd say the appeal of this phone would be the gaming controls, which many upcoming phones just won't have. So if you're looking for an Android phone and are big on games, this is it.

@xaronax: I see a big tear in the canister. It would explain why it's empty.

@Cerasus: Since you mention it, is there a record of human rights violations before this by Egypt? Don't know if there's any way the US could've seen this coming.

@ShinobiRAGE: I see what you did there.

@d1zzle: "should you fear all martial arts because sometimes people use them maliciously?"

@∞Gïmmï∞Mørgäikkøŋëŋ∞: This is hilarious!

@fred.grenouille: @fred.grenouille: Your uncle grew up on the water?

@fred.grenouille: Your uncle grew up on the water?

@fred.grenouille: Your uncle grew up on the water?

@ThePopesHat: Yes, they're quite long.

@Timothy Neill: But...are you safe at midnight?

@RainyDayInterns: This.