@t3knomanser: Long story short: No white iPhone 4.

@johnny-Lovecraft: Genius!

@Daetaga: That's pretty much how IT depts go about planning nowadays:

@Graviton1066: I wonder what would drive you to say that...

@fugeesnfunions: Unfortunately, for the demand to build up as you suggest, it'd take more than one school district to make this sort of cross the board move. No question they have their benefits. But this should take careful consideration, because like Brian said, you run a risk of leaving some kids behind (unless…

@JuJuMonkeyBoy: music != finance

@alfredoarriaga: I can use iPay technology on my iPhone to pay at iHop.

@Groucho Marxism: I thought it always had limbs.

@butaneko: Ye Olde Pub to thine left.

@Jonathan West: ....as a matter of speaking, yes...

@RushinRussian:

@Ronaldo: Don't ask...don't tell.

@DustyButt: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

@sandbeige:

@Mr_Quackers: If there was no second or third, there's only "The Matrix", not the first.

@a_guy_named_ryan: They should make a part 2 where they do a lot of raving and we get treated to a 20 min oral explanation of life in the Matrix.

@Monty: If I may say so, I think "Inception" is the spiritual successor to the Matrix series. I talked about this with my friend when we went to see it, how they both use similar plot elements, like the concept of an architect creating a dream world. Heck, wouldn't it be cool if they were really tied in and we found…

@cycle-ops: A public flogging is in order.

@clientized: UPS: Delivering your packages faster than a cheetah delivers it's own package.

@reddingofish: Change "cause all the alien ships to blow up" to "cause all the alien ships to overload with porn".