@se7a7n7: Take the blue pill then.

@Schlunko: No one can be told what the mattress is.

@AlienHandSyndrome:

@Relbelle: Those are Mike and Ikes.

@mountaingnome: ...or using a lighter under a bed.

@Prostate of Grace: Now where are the contraceptives?

I'm divided. A part of me is extremely sad that this family suffered the loss of their home...and a part of me is extremely sad a 19 old can be this stupid.

@t('-'t).............................The Unpronounceable: You'd be surprised how quickly mattresses can catch on fire...it's my bonfire fuel of choice.

@drmrw: One word: laser.

@t('-'t).............................The Unpronounceable: Well they should....I'm starting a new school next week to teach them just that. Whoever fails the fire drill...Darwin award.

@daPrinz: Marihuana, obviously.

@Bramsey89: If you don't have a brush at hand, any thin but sturdy flat object will do, like a fake credit card or a business card.

@The Squalor Also Rises: Isn't the word "sans" supposed to mean "minus" or "without"? So "Comic Sans" means "Comic without...". * What?

@MrPistachio: No more lifting the sheets!

@antiproduct: I only drink one type of milk.........SOYLENT MILK! O_O

@roninpenguin: I still think you should be considerate of other people's sensibilities; not everyone is the same. To wit; nudists surely wouldn't mind going the whole nine yards and strolling buck naked around the city, nevermind breastfeeding in public. Hey, everyone's naked body is the same so why hide it, right?…

@WestwoodDenizen: It surprises me because a lot of people here seem so forward thinking.

@JuJuMonkeyBoy: Long answer: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

I can't see it. Why is it saying it's a "private video"?

@Nuno Vinagreiro: Did he at least have La Roux on it?