@Befitzero: Better yet...stuff 5 scones down his/her throat...and post the choking picture on Twitter.

@barnaclebeau: Hey, I'm not into coding, and I LOVE getting a fully functional OS for FREE!

@Jagster: I don't know what this new founded concept of "interesting" is....meh.

@Ess Tea Pea: So you have a Mac, but you can't buy your son a pair of socks?

@buckleyneko: PATENT PENDING.

@Joe Brown: Well...is it?

@WheresWinPho: But which one can you use for self defense?

@Steezy McFresh: Precisely.

@Interstella5555:

@gnarwhal: That's one gnarly power chord.

@LightPress: Still rocking an Inspiron 6000 from 2003.

@Hvedhrungr: Exactly what they'll do:

@HackBerry: I first read "I started by putting it on my pens" wrong. Then I finished reading the last sentence, and maybe I unconciously read it right.

@Bramsey89: To think that some people would actually consider deleting a FB account extreme...

@kevipants!: I wouldn't worry about that...he seems like a well-rounded individual...

@junior ghoul: Never have even touched Facebook or Twitter.

@xido: Lo que está a simple vista no necesita espejuelos...

@stephenjm: That's one...unique...iPhone case...

@imaeffinginger: Or the batmobile.

@Jangoforhire: I'd lose my patience if I was in a real hurry to leave the house.