I think he had a big glass of warm milk before going to bed one night and a bunch was left in his 'stache. Then neighborhood cats snuck in and totally helped him clean his milk mustache. Now this is all that's left of the full, manly mustache Bieber (thought he) once had.

The comments keep defending it both as a play on words and as people being offended that the word grape contains the word grape. So even the defenders aren't sure.

I dunno, still trying to figure that out myself.

It supposed to be fun! You know, fun date rape!

I wonder if the friend request was intentional. I do that sometimes... Maybe?

She could have also not understood what she was doing? I hesitate to comment on her mental state until a psychologist has commented.

Exhibit B:

This picture makes it impossible for me to read this article without feeling nauseated.

We came for Angelina, but all we got was this lousy wannabe starf*cker's story about being played for a fool by some starlet's publicist!

I know! I was expecting the article to be about how Angelina is actually Rogue from X-Men or something.

I'm really glad so much of this article is about Angelina Jolie and not a guy that realized he was able to enjoy a relationship with a real woman as opposed to the idealized concept of a romcom starlet.

Made me remember this:

Companion? Like renting a shuttle on Serenity, having a quiet, unspoken romance with Captain Mal, unbelievably classy companion? I don't see it.

well, OBVIOUSLY if - if - it's true in Birmingham, then it's obviously true everywhere, huh?

You know what he is saying is the truth ladies. Scientific fact, women are able to follow basketball easier than football because in the former the balls are round and in the latter they are almond shaped. SCIENCE!!!!!

Wow. I take a week of medical leave and look what happens?

He must be a PS3 owner, because he has no game.

Cheesecake: The Pie your Cake should taste like.