I was reading the title ironically... I could be mistaken though.

Why is it so important that packages arrive before a specific date? Are people incapable of receiving gifts late? My UPS man worked his ass off this year and my daughter got an IOU for a package that should arrive this week but come on guys. There are so many worse things that could have happened. "Ruined Christmas"…

It took me a bit (and google) to even get the "joke."

I would rather them have no eyes than those black soul sucking pits of horror. *shudder*

That earned a healthy guffaw. 10 internet points to you!

That Sherlock doll was cute! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Great. Now uncontrollable sobbing.

This GIF actually makes it hard for me to see where the edits are because of how fast it moves. I don't even understand why they edited her since the beforre picture was sufficiently shaming as it were.

Spit take for real.

I really despise this trend of splitting the end of sequels into a second movie. Whatthe hell guys?

This was a mesmerizing read

Plenty of mean people have Jesus and plenty of kind people don't. Let's not assume every one in the universe that is a jackass is one because they haven't discovered jesus for themselves. Presumptuous, much?

I didn't even watch the performance but come on guys. Jesus doesn't have a whole lot to do with whether or not…

And then there is the percentage of society who actually need it to function due to mental health issues.

OKay but if we officially moved Christmas to January, the airline prices would reflect that and go up then as well.

That beard is ... fierce. I'm pretty sure it sang at least 3 or 4 lines.

ugh. I know. I had to read it four times to understand it.

Mine doesn't... he's dead though.

The article is extremely non-informative. From this article I c an deduce that there was a woman. And a cat. And the woman died somehow because of the cat... and that it probably wan't allergies.

How I felt reading this article:

Okay but it is really creepy.