"You think you're so slick. Let me emasculate you" definitely was my favorite line.

If you read this like Shatner and substitute every word in quotes with a random noun verb or adjective, he sounds kind of "cool."

I'm not sure why this is a big deal.

You probably did.

I don't know how I do it either. With 15k in debt, however I do it.

Get me another phone!

*ensure

I have made some questionable decisions in my life that I would need to be admitted to a mental hospital if they were broadcast on the internet. Thank goodness social media hadn't bloomed until after that phase.

Exactly.

So if this is okay, can I go back to upskirting people? I can use the images to make an art gallery.

I've read Sleepers. Horrifying to read.

How very sad that Lulu felt that was their only option in the matter.

Maybe not sexist but the preconceived assumption that men are automatically supporting families is.

Regardless, promotions should be given on merit, not whoever needs it more.

I've worked for men that I hated and women that I hated and men that I tolerated and women that I loved... It's not exactly hopeful but it's something?

It's looking at me.
IT'S. LOOKING. AT. ME.

I am so glad I have these people to tell me what I am supposed to be doing with my life because bugger it all, I can't figure it out for the life of me.

Holy shit that was a horrifying read. I feel compelled to apologize for creepy clown gyno.

If it makes you feel any better, I had mine so the echo-thing during a pap smear. "hello-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo."

This physically hurt to watch.