*sigh* Oh internets. You disappoint me.

I guess my invitation is still lost in the mail.

I do not envy you in the least.

My sincerest hat tip to you.

Annnnd Weiner's drive comes up short yet again.

Only one person is allowed in that pool at a time, though.

I, for one am outraged that flesh eating bacteria is allowed to go in the pool unclothed and I have to wear a bathing suit.

Wow. So... Jewel heists, huh? That's still a hing? Who knew?

Carlos Danger.

Absolutely.

How in the hell does this still happen now a days? What a complete failure of a system!

I'm sorry. What?

Eventually all of those "anecdotes" magically compile together to make this thing called "data." It's a real thing. Look it up.

I knew a William Manley who went by Rick. Is that close enough?

*slow clap*

FWIW, my partner is both a working and a stay at home dad. He's also the caretaker of the children. And so am I.