Japanese News: This just in! Thousands of single men, toting body length hug pillows, have suddenly come down with mysterious cases of Mono. More at 11!

After being in most MMO Betas since the one for Ultima Online where Garriott got shanked, I've decided that I'm going to skip all further MMO betas. I'll wait until this one's been out for a while, gained some polish, and puts a 7 or 14 day free trial on as incentive.

If EA beats Bank of America, there is something seriously wrong with their sense of scale.

For most games about 20-30%. But, for Skyrim around 90%.

I loved them for what they were at the time. But, they were definitely games of the age that they were made. There is nowhere near the level of nostalgia and desire for a remake that there was for "Wasteland 2" or a new Tim Schaefer adventure game made without publisher constraints. LSL games were beer and pretzel…

True. That was my underlying point. :)

It's been awhile since anyone threw up a Johnny Dangerously reference. Good on you, sir! :)

This is one of the only stories that I've read were video games really did incite violence.

If this is the way of next gen, then I'll opt out and stick to my PC (which still has a CD/DVD drive, btw).

Were's Milla? And who put the picture of the little boy in makeup on this post? ;)

I've found the same as you. The other thing I've found is that the people that are going to commit suicide, that really have the resolve to do it, just do it. They may give you a good bye, but that's about all the warning you're going to get. Personally, I have no problem if someone weighs the pros vs the cons of…

This is nothing new. The cholos in LA used to have little kids hanging around whom they'd have carry a gun and drugs. Since, if the cops nabbed them, they wouldn't be charged as an adult, and likely wouldn't serve any time at all.

These are the people that run the IT that tracks all of the mass layoffs. The economy doesn't affect them. :)

I completely concur. I also noticed that he tried to slip by the point by including Samurai, which have been a bit overdone. I would love an Assassin's Creed game in feudal Japan. I'd also like to see one in Europe during the Dark Ages, and one in Russia during the times of the Cossack massacres. One in Rwanda would…

True dat, good sir. Dat shit cray.

If it's a PC game, forever. Since there's an option to create your own server on most PC games. But, with a console game, I suppose it should rely on active audience.

Oh, no, you're misreading me. I'm saying that they're faking in a whole different way in Japanese porn. And, I'm curious as to why they prefer that fakery to our fakery.

But, why would that change the sounds that they make during coitus?

It's really odd since the Japanese-American porn stars here tend to cum normally without that pain sound.

I think men are finally filling out their pros vs. cons lists regarding women and relationships, and realizing that the payout is never worth the effort.