Find a Jeep farm attachment to level the mud pit and make it a fun use of your Wiley Jeep!

As a landlord who has had tenants dig fire pits and allow a dog to dig up most of their yard I want to kick you in the gonads. My tenants promised that they would fix the damage when they left. This was three months before end of lease. Their ‘fix’ was to toss grass seed in the holes and leave. They didn’t understand…

real true bravery is being a heartlessly literal prescriptivist on the internet

Look at me, I’m a tough guy on the internet who says awful shit that I’d never have the balls to say to anyone’s face because being an asshole makes me feel better about my shitty life.

Oh fuck you.

Too bad it wasn’t you she was married to.

INTERNET

Oh! Internet though guy! Must be made of testosterone and loneliness.

brave

You need to dial back your tough Internet guy bit about 15 notches right now.

i feel bad for the people in your life. wait, i’m mistaken - there are probably no people in your life.

More like a heartless, waste of oxygen shitstain

Found the lonely unmarried bastard.

Arkansas State Highway No. 23, colloquially known as “the pig trail”.

C’mon, David doesnt want to be buried.

As somebody who has degrees in both Physics and Mechanical Engineering, the costs of this (both construction and operation) will be 4X what they are estimating. It always is.

At the speeds referenced, the centripetal force exhibited on the container of people in tight curves like that of existing highway or rail would be uncomfortable or deadly.

Swiping left or right will cause the fenders to fall off though.

You’re sold on something that simply won’t work at a fundamental level? Good for you!