real true bravery is being a heartlessly literal prescriptivist on the internet

Look at me, I’m a tough guy on the internet who says awful shit that I’d never have the balls to say to anyone’s face because being an asshole makes me feel better about my shitty life.

Oh fuck you.

Too bad it wasn’t you she was married to.

INTERNET

Oh! Internet though guy! Must be made of testosterone and loneliness.

brave

You need to dial back your tough Internet guy bit about 15 notches right now.

i feel bad for the people in your life. wait, i’m mistaken - there are probably no people in your life.

More like a heartless, waste of oxygen shitstain

Found the lonely unmarried bastard.

Arkansas State Highway No. 23, colloquially known as “the pig trail”.

C’mon, David doesnt want to be buried.

Seriously, use ear plugs. The OSHA standard for workplace noise is less than 90 dB for 8 hours. That’s the equivalent of being in a boiler room all day. You really want to be under 85 dB.

Hahahahaha. In Michigan if you can pay for the registration you can drive it on the road. What is an inspection?

The southern half of Missouri is gorgeous. It’s really the one thing that I truly miss from my 27 years there. Now I drive to Pennsylvania, but it’s just not the same.

Swiping left or right will cause the fenders to fall off though.

As a full time resident of Missouri for 31 years. I long for the day I get to leave. If Missouri and Kansas are beautiful, then Colorado is going to feel like heaven. Well until you have to climb a hill in that Jeep.

Are you not using ear plugs?