Perhaps, but this group is a full compliment of characters, and their crazy karts can do 360s to simulate spinouts.

Anyone else notice that the teams owned by “new money” all suck on the field, while the “old money” teams consistently reach the Super Bowl?

Cool story, Bro! Tell us more!

2009 called. it said shut the fuck up.

Ok, it wasn’t mentioned at all on the other article either, but was it just me and my sister who seriously couldn’t hear anything? I wouldn’t know if she repeatedly said “negro” or not, because I couldn’t hear a damn word anyone was singing.

THE NHL RESERVES THE RIGHT TO REPORT SUCH MISCONDUCT TO APPROPRIATE LAW ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITIES.

And to think that this is merely the first of two interviews the Cowboys require before signing a player.

Fuck guns, and fuck our obsessive worship of guns. RIP Jibri Bryan, another senseless casualty of American bloodlust.

After a grueling season, these guys finally get to go home, unwind, and let their skeletons climb out of their skin bags. The skeletons of NFL players get to run around and commit crimes and generally just relax. Blow off steam. Get re-energized. When you get up there in age, it’s harder and harder to coax your…

In Minnesota, what this Brotruck douchebag did is punishable by a mandatory 3 year prison sentence (please don’t ask me how I know).

I’m afraid it doesn’t work that way. I just tried charging my phone via gravity from a second story window and now the screen is shattered.

I haz a sad.

What? No Jabberjaw? No sale.

What a weird and unfortunate article to have to write...

Marachino has lost his mind. Does he know nothing of Chrysler’s history...and why the needed the bailout back in ‘09? The bet on gas before, and LOST. Gas was gettin' real expensive, and the big heavy V8s Chrysler produced were sitting on the lots. Chrysler had no viable small car to sell except the shit Caliber, and…

So, they’re saying all this stuff is CORRECT?

Um, dude, it’s an article about an ending to the game. What are you doing?!

Is it just me or do Seahawks fans remind you of people who came into money quickly, only to discover they can’t handle being rich?

He added, “It’s time that somebody plays grownup,”

This is why it failed: