Suspended? How about nothing at all.

“What I had been telling myself for three years was, ‘Just be silent. Don’t wreck a family,’” she continued. “But I didn’t know he was doing that to other girls.”

The answer is Brett Favre, of course. 

It’s true, if they don’t win all those super important MLS games, ever make it to the highest echelons of international competition...the MLS playoffs?

“Knucklehead” steals an energy drink. A psychopath threatens to murder the people that catch him stealing energy drinks. I don’t think that’s a terribly difficult line to draw, and I do not whatsoever excuse someone that makes such threats as a simple ‘knucklehead.’ I’m pretty sure I did some stupid shit as a kid, I…

I appreciated the Kissing Suzy Kolber throwback each week, I could do with a whole column of KSK Rex Ryan each week.

“but when we’re a couple of years into this mid-generation bump, it’s unfathomable to me that I can’t just throw a rock and hit a PS4 Pro. They should be stacked up everywhere, right?”

We have finally reached the point where the POTUS is denying the deaths of thousands of individuals on his watch.

Why do people insist on buying these ridiculous things? I figure at this point, Apple has so much money they’re just trolling you with the names you’ll have to say and purchase.

Nah, they’re tanking from the get go, it’s just that it’s indefensible in football for a vast array of reasons, like the shortness of average careers, the propensity for awful pain and injury, the macho competitive football culture, and such, so continuing the farce wouldn’t have held up under another week’s scrutiny.

That’s patently false, at least your free market claims. Capitalism in the late 19th century gave us the worst slums known to man, child labor, murderous conflicts with workers and management, horrifying working conditions, injury, disease, and the pillaging of the natural world.

I am absolutely certain they have focus grouped and paneled this shit to death. I am guessing this stuff packed into yearly sports game franchises is based purely on demographics; according to research published in the paper: Stein, A., Mitgutsch, K., & Consalvo, M. (2012). Who are sports gamers? A large scale study…

Or, they’re tanking, last year was a total fluke when Tyrod played above his paygrade, they drafted a pretty mediocre college quarterback out of Wyoming in the first round to shut people up and buy themselves (the coaches and GM) another few years of jobs. This has “lose intentionally for draft position” written all…

I don’t understand why they need “jerseys” at all?  The overreliance on aping athletic wear to make themselves seem legit is annoying. Also, why did they take the team photo outside in someone's backyard? Doesn't appear they're very ised to being out there, couldn't they have gotten a cool e-arena (e-rena?) for the…

It would be great if they could create a real successor to the great space games of yore. I really liked Rebel Galaxy’s use of broadside combat and ‘space trucking’ approach to ships and story. The 2D plane limitations were unfortunate. Would be nice if you could get in a great big hauler in this game and do cargo…

Hey, Thalia Hall is pretty damn awesome, and there is a Mexican barbecue joint down the street that serves meat along with giant sheets of chicarron.

Seriously, what's up with this Invertex dude white knighting all over this post? Valve fanboys are all about living their internet libertarian fever dreams.

Her previous experience working in national offices comes from being a staffer for Joe Kennedy II and John Kerry, not exactly progressive firebrands.

That is an amazing cast of some guys.

The Bills are starting...Nate “5 interceptions in his NFL debut” fucking Peterman to start the season.