Neigh.

one of the myriad of fonts that looks exactly like comic sans. really, internet?

Comic sans. Really, Internet?

Hey Mohd,

*fires involuntary*

Impressive length!

As a born Dick, I salute this comment.

Dear Nudeador,

and only fuck in the basement.

Sounds like a manual for deep throat.

Huh, I thought that was Samuel Jackson.

I'm my own Petit Prince.

I can see the appeal.

I, for one, would fire a salute for our new Savage Overlords.

I'M TRYING BUT IT'S MORE GUESSING THAN AIMING!

That's my remote trigger!

*Dr. Herbert West angrily fills syringe with green stuff*

1. Beats dreaming about Stephenie Meyer.
2. Beats me.
3. Beats

Try Coitus Tower

Me neither, I'm pretty much self-sustaining with the loading and unloading. It was just on the list of Top Ten dickish answers and I'm required to go by that. Life ain't easy as a gimmick.