Learn to make sandwiches.

*Fires*

You wouldn't believe what that old goat can do with her tongue.

Except your mom.

Your dancing is bad and you should feel bad!

Though it makes no sense anymore, I stand by my comment even more so.

The other day I, masturbating, imagined Dinklage playing the Continental Op and now it is all that I have ever wanted.

Well she had better jumped on the D.

OF COCK?

*Fires in general direction of @NerdInTheBasement*

That guy is a rip-off.

Nice try, @MontyPark.

*Fires Salute*

Let's all just hit reply on each and every comment of his and leave the tab open..

On behalf of all Dicks, I disassociate myself from this troll.
He's just an asshole.

*FIRES*

When you're a Dick, you have to unload shots from time to time!

I can give you shots in the cheest until you bleed out!

I AM ALWAYS HERE

In fact, you are without me 24/7.