Oh what a drama Queen.
I'll just drink the Gluten, fly off and explode.

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"Looking for a way to motivate my boxing Grandma, it turned out stealing her hat really makes her an angry killing machine"

Pageviews and comments on an all time low? Just add Trump!

Never forget Rod Ansell, the guy Hogan ripped off and refused to give a single dollar to.

for Donald Trump

The A.V. Club Commentariat:

How about Poonraker?

You get no salute.

Who?

You rang?

All D's look the same to me.

Working on it.

I wouldn't touch that beard with my ten foot pole.

A water-resistant casing that allows you to film fascinating water sports

You guessed it, Frank Stallone!

Pouring sticky fluids on me will only lead to unintentional discharge.

Congratulations A.V. Club, you have found an event worse than The Gathering.

It's just awful people being horrible to each other. Like the A.V. Club, but with tits!

I'm fine with that as long as they don't run out of tits.